1: get all laundry consolidated at the top of the stairs.
2: throw, toss or otherwise utilized gravity to ensure the laundry begins it's decent to the floor below.
3: alternately, you can ride the laundry down on your butt (just make sure there is enough to cushion your bottom if it's like mine). Wooden stairs make a great laundry sledding hill.
4: if you are four, bury yourself in the laundry, it's fun.
4.5: break for lunch.
5: sort into piles of whites versus things that will bleed with darks, and light colors, also towels and sheets.
6: spend all day loading into machine, and then slowly painstakingly hanging them all on ceiling racks which are really hard to pull up.
7: wait 3 days for it all to dry, by which time there will be more laundry to throw.
I remember my mom yelling at me for doing this on her carpeted stairs, telling me that it would ruin them. I will never have to fight this fight.
